4-Word Neverending Story Game

[Eos]

Let's build an infinite train of thought! ツ
Each person posts only 4 words. Do not respond to your own post.
Ending the fragment is fine, but, the addition must still flow from the prior post.
Example:
★ First person: "The umm wanted a"
★ Second person: "newbie. It hid by"

Be as creative, or UNcreative, about Ultima or not, as you wish - but within shard rules!
I will start:


When Chuck Norris met

[Pariah]

A sad small dandelion

[Fiernocht]

He wanted to eat

[Ishamael]

A Green Thorn Salad

[Dain Firehelm]

with newbies in it

[Fiernocht]

but there wasn't any

[Isaac Newton]

food in the house.

Isaac Newton

[Gaara]

Therefore, Chuck travelled to...

[Eos]

Makoto Zento, but was

[paulus]

Attacked by the biggest

[Alpharius]

Bank sitter in Cove

[Gaara]

Little did he know,

[Sandor]

He was actually going

[Fiernocht]

on a grand adventure!

[Isaac Newton]

Joined by his sidekick,