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Grab a cup of coffe and attend to the more simple things in life.
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Waffles.

Why waffles?
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Because cows make delicious so we have waffles so we don't make cows go extinct.

Why is there no lollipop gang full of people with big round heads and tiny slim bodies, threatening us with cavities from sweet sweet candies?
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Because all the people with big round heads and tiny slim bodies are too busy trying to find how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

What is the real reason a Google [Bot] and a Yahoo [Bot] are trolling the forums?
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What is the real reason a Google [Bot] and a Yahoo [Bot] are trolling the forums?

Because both are trying to outdo each other for the "Big Brother" spot in the world of IT.


If it says "open here" and there is even a little slit to "open here" why does it usually take a knife to "open here"?
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Tribecca, you're probably doing it wrong, you will see a useful hint here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

On a completely unrelated subject, why is RickRoll so popular?
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Because people like to lose the game.

What is the point of this whole "I lost the game" concept anyway?
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its impossable to lose uo :mrgreen:






why do cu sidhes have a tail?
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to keep the dust down in their owners' home

will my (adult) daughter ever move out and give me back my peace & quiet (and clean) house?
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nope


Why does the USA get flamed for the term Soccer when the British were the one's to coin the term?
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dillingham wrote:nope

Why does the USA get flamed for the term Soccer when the British were the one's to coin the term?
Because the brittish are silly, and we expect more of you.

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not sure if " :twisted: " was a question.

why did you not ask a question?
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why is there an area of states in the u.s called 'new england?'
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Because Clam Chowder was boring and needed a longer name.


Why when I tell people lyme disease was created in a military lab on the east coast they look at me like im from Mars?
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Because you are in fact from mars

Why does the earth go around as it goes around the sun?
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Maybe because the Earth is trying to spin us Insects off.

Why am I trying to think up a good question, when I could be killing Travesty?
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