Excelsior

My wife bought a 5,000 sewing machine, I bought a 3,500 PC.
Yes I'm playing UO with it.

Is it a 5000 use sewing machine, or... I don't get it.

Nice PC!

I recently bought this one, still needs to be fully configured and put to use.
Doesn't look like much, but it has almost 2000 uses

Wow! Nice!