Excelsior

You walk into a corner store and say "Vendor Buy".
You walk into the bank and say "Bank" and get confused if your bank box doesn't open, so you look for the banker to see if you are close enough.

You consider "Kal Vas Flam" in an attempt send a fireball flying at obnoxious salesmen.

You know you play too much UO when....

getting done with work, and thinking Kal Ort Por

you wish dinner was as simple as the create food spell

walking your dog and saying all guard

crossing a busy street and teleporting comes to mind

an ex makes an appearance and you wish you could cast invisibility or the cool druid tree spell (the one that hides you via a tree)

when being on vacation and attempting to "mark" the spot to come back

You watch a DVD of the Fantastic Four, then later that night dream your an Earth Element.

When your wife tells you to pick up milk and you find your in britian at the tavern buying 1O pitchers

You KNOW that you've played too much UO when:

When you're in the middle of a thunderstorm in a friends house and a thunder strikes and you say: - Lol, Por ort grav... (but no one gets you and you feel REALLY awkward)

When you get a bad grade in college and immediately think about saying In Nox and target your teacher just so he regrets doing that to you (lol)...

When you eat bad seafood and instantly say the next morning Repurgo as if it could help you on anything lol

When you talk to people about ethereal mounts and how you would save ALOT of cash if they where real... (even though they dont even know what in god's name is an ethereal mount is)

When you tell people about the champs/peerless bosses you've killed and they look you like you're some kind of freak cause you feel the need to talk to people about that... (That's why it'd be awesome to have a gf that played UO or even better that played in Excelsior)



Rainmaker

When you're approaching an unfamiliar pet at someone's house and the first thing in your head is "will you travel with me, noble creature?"

Playing uo with friends in same room after couple hours, reply friends "im hungry" with in game or real.

When you tell people about the champs/peerless bosses you've killed and they look you like you're some kind of freak cause you feel the need to talk to people about that... (That's why it'd be awesome to have a gf that played UO or even better that played in Excelsior)



Rainmaker [/quote]



that made me laugh a lot

You spend half your work day chating on the portal... Humm, sounds familiar!

You Know You Play Too Much UO When u walk at night and cast In lor.
You Know You Play Too Much UO When u see wierd animal and u start punching him, because u want to tame him.

You Know You Play Too Much UO When u see wierd animal and u start punching him, because u want to tame him

HAHAHAHAHA

30 seconds before your due to clock in at work you try to cast a recall.

UO play to muc UO when...you go to the store and yell at the clerk for not taking gps!

You know you play too much UO:

When you get in a fight with with someone instead of putting up your fist, you start doing double bow. When the other person ask you what the hell are you doing? you reply, I just cast Explosion on you and immediately you do another double bow and said; now I'm going to Thunder Bolt your arse! and the next thing you can remember is you're lying on the ground pass the hell out and waking up asking the people around you for ressed.