Excelsior

To help ease the pain of UO withdrawal...caption contest!!!
Don't need to go in order 1, 2, 3. However, it would be awesome to give a specific order to your captions.
Rules: Nothing with bad language, nothing sexual, basically if I would normally yell at you in game over what you are thinking about posting...don't do it. I will delete it, and/or your forum account will be banned.

Staff will choose 3 winners: 1st place - 10 ED, 2nd place - 7 ED, 3rd place 5 ED

Have fun =D (G-rated fun!!!)

I am pretty bad at these, but I will give it a shot!

1) Wow, I am glad I traded seats with that guy!
2) My chin versus a baseball bat, finally I get to see which is stronger!
3) That cloud looks like a bunny!

1. What was that cracking sound?
2. Good thing I wasn't wearing my dentures today!
3. Is that what Heaven looks like? Hmmmph, overrated.

1. Crap.. Coach is gonna kill me when he finds out I used Pine Sol instead of Pine Tar.

2. Could have had the best seats in the stadium right in the living room but noooo we had to 'get some fresh air'. What we're getting now is a divorce once I can eat solid foods again.

3. Look out baby!! Jeez, are any of you guys even paying attention to that big TV up there?

1) I can't believe he is not unconscious.
2) Thank God for Fix-o-dent!
3) Oh Lord bless you for finally letting me poop!

1) this wasn't covered in bat boy training. Do I go grab it? Nah the extra weight from the teeth with make it illegal.

2) schhhbgfg......fgtffghc......zzzzzzxx

3) na na na na na na...... Batman!

1. Now to turn around and get my 15 seconds of fame...
2. Should have listened to my horoscope today...beware of flying bats.
3. Look at me, I'M FAMOUS NOW! Hello Excelsior!

1: WHERE'D IT GO!?!?!?

2: **i know im old, an rough with babies, but did i really need this kind of punishment?**

3: AANNNDDD The Lord said "Pick up thy clubs and bash your enemies!" AMEN!

I think were alone now... doesn't seem to be anyone around

*BUMP* Hopefully we can get more in by the end of the weekend. Will try to get the winners by Monday.

1.) "Duck the Bat!"
2.) Simply "Oof". That Bat can surely fly.
3.) *Everyone's doing that wave thing I've heard about. I can do it too.*

1. Everyone, stay calm, I'm a lawyer!
2. Come on batter, you couldn't hit the broad side of a...GAH!
3. Um...Daddy....you are pushing me towards the danger...

1. STOP SNORING! *throws*
2. *snore-mumble-chuckle-mumble-snore* WHA--!!
3. Daddy, can I have a bat too? can I? can I?

1. Don't yell at my kid
2. oh no!! my beer.. get my beer
3. I had some of dad's beer, now I can fly

1. That's for saying hey batter batter swing batter all game long ya jackwagon!

2. At first Ted was excited about free bat day at the ball park.

3. He is gonna have a lump on his head this big.

bonus* Heard from the broadcast booth. "well Jim it looks like one lucky fan got a nice souvinear today". " They sure did Bob and it is brought to us today by the fine folks at crackemall dental"