Excelsior

Wish granted! The light goes right through you without stopping even in your eyes, so you can't even see anything!

I wish this would end.

If this ended, I wouldn't have anything to say. I wish I had the baddest crossbow in the game.

wish granted. unfortunately the first thing you do is trip and , shoting yourself in the heart and dropping you crossbow, shattering it into a zillion pieces.

i wish the people on this shard treated each other like they actually wanted to be friends with them (not a problem for many but some are def challenged there)

wish granted? =P i wish for 10000 free ED =D

wish granted but do to a surplus of eds everything being offered is now 100 times more. I wish when I make a wish here it actually comes true.

Wish granted, but it was a one time deal and you just used it.

I wish my apartment would pack itself.

Wish granted - via a forensics unit who brought the contents of your apartment downtown to the lab.
I wish I had a monkey's paw.

Wish granted, you get a Monkey's Paw. A lucky magical one at that. It grants all your wishes. You’re rich, overweight, and become addicted to woman, drugs and alcohol. You become consumed with self pleasure and loose all your real friends and push away your family. Years later, realizing what you have become, you take your own life.

I wish the monsters were harder on UOEX.

Wish granted. Now it take's 50 people to kill a Mongbat.

I wish I had control over the space-time continuum.

wish granted, not only that but you discovered a rare being while sliding through the time fabrics; on your first test. sadly enough he eats you before the electrical impulses in your brain could react.

i wish people weren't greedy

You wish is granted people are so giving now that they give so much stuff that you dont know what do with. it just keep stacking up and it is now to the point were you have so much stuff that you are stuck in it and can move and starve to death.


I wish i had superpowers

Wish Granted In fact you have all the superpowers but unfortunately the only work on leap year 02-29 and since you have all of them they actually cancel each other out. Sorry

I wish i could come up with a cool wish for this game.

Wish granted. However every time you try to speak or type the wish, it comes out in a language none can understand. No one can appreciate your awesome wish.

I wish I had a brand new car.

wish granted. you got yourself a new Tonka toy car, but unfortunately it's too small to fit inside and it's only an inch long.

i wish for a +Colibri dna sample.

Wish granted. You get the DNA sample and try to make a Bio pet from it and succeeded. it was so powerful it could not be beaten. With every battle it got smarter and found a way to kill admins and got so great the shard imploded on his greatness.

I wish the wish that you could wish