Excelsior

Wish granted. However, since you came up with a wish so fast, you have been contacted by all the think tanks in the world and they MUST have your thoughts and ideas because the world is fixing to be invaded by space aliens and the powers of the world have no clue as to how to prevent this.

I wish I could make a living playing UO Excelsior.

Wish Granted. You become a millionaire basically overnight, however The taxman comes knockin' at the door busting you because you forgot to report it as income.


I wish I was in a rock band.

Wish granted ... You become a legendary rock star, a household name, and a rock god. Your band mates get jealous though, especially the backup singer, who slips something else into your usual "party prep" and your manager finds you ODed before your biggest concert. Sorry

I wish my wish was not corrupted like all the others.

Your wish has been granted ... but in doing so, you have successfully brought yet another thread to an end. Congrats ....

I wish life was as sugar coated at 25 as it was at 5

Wish granted, however since you are sugar coated, the critters came and licked you to death!

I wish the world scientists would find a cure for cancer.

Wish granted, but in doing so the cure has caused its patient to itch, & itch, & itch.....&......OMG!!! Your bones itch......so now instead of dying of cancer, they all scratch till they die, & its a HUGE media circus, with a reporter screaming OH! THE HORROR!!!!!!!

I wish there were REALLY tiny animals so you could have a whole zoo on your dresser.

Wish granted! However since the zoo opened, all the tiny people ate at the cafe and overloaded your outhouse that the poop started to slide off your dresser top. All you clothes in the top drawer are ruined!

I wish that I could afford to pay for all of my daughter's education today so that neither she or I would have to worry about it any more!

Wish granted, however she decides to drop out and for some odd reason they refuse to refund your money.

I wish I had a magic wand to make all problems go *POOF*!

Wish granted, but since the whole world is one big problem, the world goes poof.

I wish I had more time to play my games.

Wish granted, but you somehow receive a malicious virus that only permits you to open Excelsior, and nothing else on your computer.

I wish I could afford a much bigger house, than this tiny little flat.

Your wish has been granted. However the house is so immensly big that you need a month of travelling time to get from your computer to the fridge. You starve.

I wish to own the umbrella of doom !

Wish granted, however with this umbrella of doom, comes a constant barrage of meteor showers, hail storms, rain, snow, and every other imaginable object that could rain down upon you, in a shower of "doom".. =)

I wish that computers weren't so expensive!

Wish granted, though now they are about as fast as a pocket calculator.

I wish i would never have to go shopping again.

Wish granted, but as you run out of the simple necessities such as toilet paper and toothpaste you find that no one is willing to do your shopping for you!

I wish I could find where I put my favorite gloves.

Wish granted, you find the missing gloves, yet they lay in the jaws of a sleeping lion.. =)

I wish that money grew on trees!