Vesper Invasion!
Shortly after closing ceremonies at the Fall Festival, word flew in from overseas. The Mistress of the Pit has just docked in Vesper, and hordes of undead are terrorizing the populace.
"You can start the party now, the Mis-pits are here!" +Jem was not amused.
"I start the parties here," she sang out, rallying the shard,
"and I say we start by kicking her hiney!"
Well, except maybe Baby,
We arrive,
Nelreth is bleeding profusely,
and this skele just got tally-wacked,
kerpow!
"Oh yeah? Well I can hit all of 'em at once!" I sling a meteor swarm,
"But can you use your head?" Pariah hurls forward... *SLAM*! Lich down.
"Oh gosh you guys. Nothing beats Three-Point-Palm-Exploding-Heart-Technique." Genericko goes Pai Mei.
then he zaps a zombie in the hiney,
"That's for +Jem!"
Who, oh who, is the woman in blue?
I hit pretty hard... for a girl... that doesn't hit things...
oh yeah now we're talkin!
We clear the islets and head for the docks, but the Mis-Pit won't disembark.
"Think you're warriors huh? I see you've got Nelreth the Spellweaver with you! He's gonna wish he took up basket-weaving once I'm through!" The skeles, liches, and ghosts were mere henchmen to the hell that broke out next.
This hero also studied with Pai Mei:
"Showtime, Synergy!" +Jem appears... as does a dragon!!
*ahhhh!*
Devlin thought some of the archers could aim better if they'd just sit still,
Final wave. Alejandro takes center point,
Last to the stage, the MisPit makes her appearance.
"Out of my way, Boy Scouts!"
"I WANT HER CLOTHES!" I shout, but it's too late. We took her out. And all the lightning, slashing, smashing, stabbing and piercing just wrecked the outfit to ruins. *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Nonetheless, +Jem is pleased and tosses us each a bag of goodies: a Texas-sized doughnut, killer skull stack, and a mini statue of the Mistress.
...but when I saw the new handbag matched my party dress...
I KNEW SHE LOVED ME!!!
Thank you that was a blast!! See you next time!
with his new hue