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Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:01 am
by krothu
Just do what the cavemen did..walk up to a female you like and hit her upside the head with a big stick,then grab her by the hair and drag her into your cave. Saves time on meaninless chit chat
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:59 pm
by Hnoss
Leonx wrote:K this is for you,
Your father must have been a thief,
Cause he stole all the stars from the sky
And put them into your eyes.
Leonx, thats some smooth words!
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:00 pm
by Hnoss
Krothu, whats that line from!?
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:10 pm
by Thorgal
That pick up line can be heard in about every 80's teen movie, also Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and im sure if you search a bit like 10% of all movies made in the last 20 years ^^
Other corny pick up lines...
Do you know what would look good on you?
Me!
Girl, you must be tired, cause your legs have been running through my mind all day!
Did it hurt? ... when you fell down from heaven!
Nice shoes.. wanna $#%@$%
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:53 pm
by krothu
Hnoss I have no clue if thats in a movie or not. Ive been saying that to people for years but one never knows...
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:56 pm
by Brotherwolf
heres one to try that will get a smile.
When god made you he was showing off.
Wolf
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:47 pm
by Melkor
I have a good one, it's not really a pickup line, but its good to use a ways into a relationship
Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:05 pm
by Hnoss
Melkor wrote:I have a good one, it's not really a pickup line, but its good to use a ways into a relationship
Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.
hahaaa im gonna tell that to my guy, thats cute
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:44 pm
by Brotherwolf
Women need closeness to feel love while men need love to feel closeness.
cant remember where I heard that one but makes alot of sense understanding the similarities and differences of us all in one sentence
Wolf
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:05 am
by Johnny Warren
I just scream "JOHNNY WARREN" as loud as i can in the bar. Usually works well.
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:52 am
by WretchRoth
funny n cheezy ones
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:15 pm
by krothu
IN ORCISH: Greebas Breedur, Uu Folo Ee Bak tu de furt Jat!!! ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Hello pretty lady, Would you kindly accompany me back to my rustic palace.
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:33 am
by Omnipotent
Baby, I think my heart just lagged!
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:03 am
by Gwendolyn
This actually worked for me once, but we were both ...inebriated...
"Would you please come with me to either your place or mind for the purpose of intercourse."
She thought it was funny as hell...wasn't really a pick up line, i'd been flirting with her all night by that point.
Re: Whats the best pickup line
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:17 am
by DocHolliday
The best one I ever heard was 31 years ago...." Hi, you don't know me, but you will"....we have now been married for 30 years....That one worked!!!!