Excelsior

When cleaning around the house you stack five Styrofoam cups and their five lids onto one another and contemplate how you could adjust the lids to make it look like a bouquet of flowers.

When doing the aforementioned thing the first thing you do is remember about a related forum post on UOEX and put it there.

You know when you're husband plays too much UO....

When you tell your husband " I want to dye my hair ", he replies " What Hue? ".

You know you play to much UO when you:

... When you try to end a sentence with an Emote while at work.

... When you start getting sleepy, you think to yourself its time to log out (but your not playing UO)

... realize that no matter how many times you try typing [PM in text form, on your cell phone, it's not going to send a message to Anarchy; asking him if he is going to be online tonight... (almost did that one)

You know you play too much UO When....

You, your friends, and your b/f call each other by your in game names instead of your real life names....outside of the game!!

True story!! lol

I do that all the time with my buddy Brotherwolf... since we played Diablo one... Haha

... When you walk up to a door in real life, bump into it, and wonder what the heck is wrong with my Razor option to insta open doors... *rubs face*

You know you play too much UO when....

You're out shopping at your local sporting goods store and ask the clerk if he have any 4X58 or 5X46 Yumi.

You watch Harry Potter and think about what spells you would've used instead.

You know you play too much UO when.....

going for a leasure drive in the country, you come to a clearing in the trees, and you think...I bet I could fit an 18x18 there.

on that same drive, you notice a pile of logs and think...I need to GM lumberjacking.

Oromis wrote:When cleaning around the house you stack five Styrofoam cups and their five lids onto one another and contemplate how you could adjust the lids to make it look like a bouquet of flowers.

When doing the aforementioned thing the first thing you do is remember about a related forum post on UOEX and put it there.

The bouquet of flowers is great.

You know you play to much UO when you:
- when you wake up and realize that you forgot your 2nd anniversary and you do not have a gift for your honey. All I can say is that in such cases the same day flower delivery saved my life. This really happened to me.

You know you play too much UO when...
you hear the music playing when u sleep.

You know you play to much UO when...you tell your pet All guard me then you yell at it for not attacking the dust bunny that attacks you