best way to start the new years

[Darwin]

Best way to start the new years is having some one trying to brake in your house at 3 in the morning. lets say me and my wife stayed up the rest of the night after the cops left.

[Mikey]

Had this happen to me 3 or 4 times in the past couple years. I keep a fully loaded pump action 12 gauge within arms reach now.

[Darwin]

this is the first time this has happened to me. i have to leave for the navy for 2 mothns in 2 weeks and wife is scared now.

[scuba]

1. teach wife to shoot
2. teach wife if she dont or wont shoot, the bad guy will use her weapon against her
3. stay safe brother on your deployment was army myself but dont matter make sure you come home safe so we can talk crap about each others force damn navy pukes lol but seriously bring your mates and yourself home safe

[anarchy]

set up claymores in the house and teach wife how to aim and trigger them. set up little 12 oz C4 b12 near the chest jerry rigged to explode upon opening with a certain key and have wife give to robber the key when asked. keep yummy cookies in a lock top clear container pack full of barium carbonates (rate poison). cheap webcams around the house to catch robbers if not home so the police know who to look for. get your wife a federal class 3 arms and teach her to shoot a m203 under the riffle.

to be real:
make sure you have light timers on certain lights set at different times of the day; to appear your home (set each day differently to each light). webcams/ security cams even fake ones outside so it seems like you have security cams. walmart has some very inexpensive. get a dog; ex girl friend would also work. sometimes you can get home security places to sell you stickers to put on your house even though you don't have a security system in place, or get a security system put in (mind you as children we loved to throw tennis balls at people who had them). leave the outside porch light on at night, because most robbers like it dark where they can't be seen entering into house's. have a timed sprinkler system near windows to get the ground wet, and yes when my house was broken into they did take pictures of foot prints outside of the window. depending on where you live if you have a law that's like florida...make sure you post laws saying you can shoot intruders and then put army stickers around those laws. <---won't read it but if you put in big text Legal to shoot you dead i think they would think twice.

[anarchy]

oh i saw theses things too they are motion lights and dog sounds.